Boo. Did I scare you? No? Fuck you. Anyway, my name is Lise(said as Lisa)-Michelle. That’s basically my entire first name right there. Enjoy it. Rub it all over yourself. Make love to it. Do whatever the fuck you want to do with it. Really. So… yeah. I also apologize for not being on here frequently, I’ve been skyping with my boyfriend. he’s in la from July till June(yes we’re still together as of march)here’s his tumblr if you’re curious: blayondyourenthusiasm. kbaiiTumblr (3.0; @liseliselisepwniesandrainbows)http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://icoulduseinsouciantmaybe.tumblr.com/post/34671702540/superhubbys-its-gotten-to-the-point-where-i">icoulduseinsouciantmaybe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superhubbys.tumblr.com/post/34647163324/its-gotten-to-the-point-where-i-have-to-pretend">superhubbys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me</p> </blockquote> <p><span> </span><span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_34671519706"><span class="tags" id="post_tags_34671519706"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/OH-NO-GENITALS-WHAT-A-DISASTER">#OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER</a></span></span></p> </blockquote>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51201182884http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51201182884Thu, 23 May 2013 23:36:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m69fwnLNxI1qhdwy7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m69fwnLNxI1qhdwy7o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://balthazarse.tumblr.com/post/41603198030/assbutt-in-the-garrison">balthazarse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assbutt-in-the-garrison.tumblr.com/post/41601211360/yoursongisendingdoctor-itsneumann-the-best">assbutt-in-the-garrison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yoursongisendingdoctor.tumblr.com/post/36157409538/itsneumann-the-best-part-is-that-this-is-the">yoursongisendingdoctor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsneumann.tumblr.com/post/35967413739/the-best-part-is-that-this-is-the-actual-dialogue">itsneumann</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the best part is that this is the actual dialogue</p> </blockquote> <p>The best part is that this is not a metaphor or slang or anything</p> </blockquote> <p>The best part is that there is a giant, alcoholic, manic-depressive teddy bear watching tv and contemplating suicide behind that door.</p> </blockquote> <p>The best part is that this entire show is on crack.</p> </blockquote>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51201180221http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51201180221Thu, 23 May 2013 23:36:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://irresponsibleeyouth.tumblr.com/post/50935529435/the-trick-is-to-not-let-people-know-how-really">irresponsibleeyouth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.</p> </blockquote>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51194368045http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51194368045Thu, 23 May 2013 22:04:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0d61810faaac7ec06cb91bcfe744d25/tumblr_ml41mmyyyu1rg7okeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tired-irish.tumblr.com/post/51162665678" class="tumblr_blog">tired-irish</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I’m the craziest person I know</p></blockquote>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51201194598http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51201194598Thu, 23 May 2013 20:04:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://croutoncat.tumblr.com/post/50195968346/i-wanna-die-but-maybe-something-cool-will-happen">croutoncat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now</p> </blockquote>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51168427988http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51168427988Thu, 23 May 2013 16:12:05 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ejacutastic.tumblr.com/post/51033276935/when-guys-talk-about-how-gross-periods-are-i-just">ejacutastic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko</p> </blockquote>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51168328860http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51168328860Thu, 23 May 2013 16:10:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe13d119dc4241b54bc52c1f35656534/tumblr_mmlrvnosvc1qanzddo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4f68be5d93c80366736d3e0fbcfa062/tumblr_mmlrvnosvc1qanzddo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://majichan.tumblr.com/post/50115977418/my-name-is-death-and-the-end-is-near">majichan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <pre>my name is death and the end is near.</pre> </blockquote>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51168282379http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51168282379Thu, 23 May 2013 16:10:04 -0400Me: Hello?<br /> Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?<br /> Me: I have no mother.<br /> Her: Well can I speak to your father?<br /> Me: Yeah, which one?<br /> Her: Which one is home?<br /> Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.<br /> Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?<br /> Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.<br /> Her: So who's Antonio?<br /> Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.<br /> Her: So Carlos was cheating?<br /> Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.<br /> Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?<br /> Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.<br /> Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?<br /> Me: I never said that.<br /> Her: Yes, yes you did!<br /> Me: No I didn't.<br /> Her: Y-yes! You did!<br /> Me: Did what?<br /> Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.<br /> http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51168218214http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51168218214Thu, 23 May 2013 16:09:10 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://girlhuman1991.tumblr.com/post/50895057648/girlhuman1991-i-need-you-to-hold-my-face-and">girlhuman1991</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://girlhuman1991.tumblr.com/post/50894595146/i-need-you-to-hold-my-face-and-tell-me-its-goign">girlhuman1991</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i need you to hold my face and tell me it’s goign to be ok .</p> </blockquote> <p>i changed my mind just now. i do not need you to hold my face and i do nt need you to tell me its goin g to be ok . i am going to look in the mirror and hold my own face and tell myself that. i just did it now. it’s ok . i am ok . you are ok .</p> </blockquote>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51155615020http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51155615020Thu, 23 May 2013 12:41:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/305505e70bf0f4df745777f5cdd1da6d/tumblr_mn6mwdUyWc1qdqv28o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/51153810845/palverk-wtf" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://palverk.tumblr.com/post/51065359586/wtf">palverk</a>:</p> <p>wtf</p></blockquote>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51155595001http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51155595001Thu, 23 May 2013 12:40:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18cf50b59c33b4837abf5cd1f7e48b11/tumblr_mlds5rHX311so508ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51155373021http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51155373021Thu, 23 May 2013 12:36:46 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pontmercyanide.tumblr.com/post/50523591497/some-flowers-just-arrived-for-my-sister-but-my-mom">pontmercyanide</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.</p> <p>and so she asked if they were from henry and of course<span> i asked what the hell she was talking about</span></p> <p>and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”</p> <p>she meant henry david thoreau.</p> <p>i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend<br/><br/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/20da1fc45cdbabaf613d902bb9a92937/tumblr_inline_mmv0r7jSDs1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51155275138http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51155275138Thu, 23 May 2013 12:34:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0203f3b68cd20ffd6457e47006b9333/tumblr_mlkef81Icy1so2ufho1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51155203844http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51155203844Thu, 23 May 2013 12:33:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dankickedphilsstickz.tumblr.com/post/50893635661/dear-yahoo">dankickedphilsstickz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing. </p> <p>Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT  GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.</p> <p>Thank you, that is all we ask for</p> </blockquote>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51155037846http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51155037846Thu, 23 May 2013 12:30:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2d914695d6e8db276a32a4879fafd03/tumblr_mmem9maX9G1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51095336967http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51095336967Wed, 22 May 2013 17:18:33 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://agentbartowski.tumblr.com/post/50971139961/me-ten-chapters-into-a-fanfic-i-think-ive-read">agentbartowski</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>me:</strong> <em>[ten chapters into a fanfic]</em> i think i’ve read this before</p> </blockquote>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51095128584http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51095128584Wed, 22 May 2013 17:15:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/28839c1e94f087427a3e54f7ef9c88fb/tumblr_mmmhlqQlMk1qc8qobo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://riseofthecommonwoodpile.tumblr.com/post/50171461681/psy-rises-above-billie-joe-armstrong-as-was">riseofthecommonwoodpile</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Psy rises above Billie Joe Armstrong as was predicted in the bible</p> </blockquote>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51095114091http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51095114091Wed, 22 May 2013 17:15:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b81b37b0ea1eb193fa22893dd0675dc4/tumblr_mmllx5tRzC1qcfd6go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51094443633http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51094443633Wed, 22 May 2013 17:06:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8af14c81811002f3cb6a0da3b2a8c464/tumblr_mn63jxbePx1qkww7to1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck in Roman Holiday</p>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51094047450http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51094047450Wed, 22 May 2013 17:01:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8af14c81811002f3cb6a0da3b2a8c464/tumblr_mn63jxbePx1qkww7to1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51093994495http://liseliselisepwniesandrainbows.tumblr.com/post/51093994495Wed, 22 May 2013 17:01:03 -0400